May 2013
113 posts
spadesslick:
pimposaur:
reasons not to kill yourself
chicken tender
the billionth number of pi is 9
it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
sponges feel cool
highdeas.com
joe biden
the letter Q
dirt
Some of these are legitimately calming.
me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
wordswordsworlds:
Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
officialdogblog:
you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
Watchagent-355:
Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.
kanyesmom:
a b c d e f me
I hate my friends
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
slydigger:
*5th grade boy voice* yeah bro I’m a lesbian that means I like girls xDDDD
grouprojects:
titmuffins:
grouprojects:
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
loliconprince:
loliconprince:
im going in the XD tag wish me luck
Regret
